The periodic table of Twitter

So, you’re a chemist and you’ve finally decided to find out what all the fuss is about with this thing called Twitter. You decide to sign up, but, for whatever reason, you don’t fancy using your own name. Maybe an element; that would be cool wouldn’t it? You are a chemist after all. Maybe you work with Grubbs’ catalyst a lot, and you like the idea of being @ruthenium. Or perhaps Stille/Suzuki/Heck couplings are your thing and so @palladium seems appropriate. Not into metals? Well why not @fluorine, @helium or @bromine?

Well, I’m sorry to report that all of those are taken, but there are 114 named elements (we’re ignoring those ununelementium placeholder names) to choose from. Surely some of the more exotic elements must be there for the taking? Well, no. Gone. All of ‘em. Thought you’d sneak in and claim one of the two newest additions to the periodic table @flerovium or @livermorium? Sorry, you’ve been beaten to them.

OK, you’re not going to be defeated. You’re smart. How about a bit of a twist? Perhaps you could be @deuterium or @tritium. Sorry, gone and gone. Ah, but what about elements 13, 16 and 55, with the variations in their spelling? Well, @aluminium and @aluminum are both taken. The same goes for @sulfur and @sulphur (the latter of which is unacceptable anyway). Both @caesium and @cesium have been claimed too. And whether it’s ironic (or you just can’t spell), somebody has even beaten you to @flourine.

Somewhat disappointingly, many of the elemental accounts have very little to do with the element in question — or with chemistry. I’m not going to cover them all (they are linked in the periodic table at the bottom of this post if you care that much…), but thought I would highlight some of them. First up is @nitrogen, simply because his bio states that, “I ponder the universe and eat bacon” — I wish I did that for a living. Another intriguing bio belongs to @neon, who is a “Gangnam style professional dancer” — alas, it is a protected account, otherwise I imagine it would be followed by billions of people by now (rather than the 191 it currently has).

The first account with a pretty strong link to its elemental name is @titanium, which is run by the Titanium Information Group. If you are wondering, they are “an association of titanium suppliers, fabricators, users and researchers, working together to promote the use of titanium”. I’m sure all 62 of their current followers are getting their fill of titanium trivia. The first bio that I happened to notice containing the word ‘chemist’ is that of @gallium — he’s only got 16 followers but says he is a nice guy, so why not give him a follow?

I feel that I must mention @technetium, a Brand Marketing Company, mostly because they only have 225 followers at the moment. Perhaps they need to hire a company to improve their brand. In fact, maybe they should use the services of Promethium Marketing (@promethium) who have a much healthier 5938 followers. Although the first line of their Twitter bio states, “We ignite passion”. Well, I don’t know about you, but that conjures up some weird (and frankly disturbing) mental images for me.

The one other element that sticks out is xenon — for no other reason than the fact that the account has been suspended. Naughty @xenon.

The final word goes to @dysprosium. There is a grand total of 0 tweets from this account, it only follows one other account, and has but 2 followers itself. So why am I pointing out this account? Well, the avatar is a picture of Paul Émile (François) Lecoq de Boisbaudran who was the first person to identify the element dysprosium. De Boisbaudran also discovered a number of other elements, including samarium, europium, gadolinium and gallium — it’s all in the Wikipedia article, which is worth a look.

Edit: OK, I initially limited this to @elementnames, but I won’t be able to sleep tonight if I don’t give @DrRubidium an honourable mention. Follow Ray, she’s awesome. Seriously.

And here’s the periodic table of Twitter, with all the accounts linked:

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CsBaLn_blankHfTaWReOsIrPtAuHgTlPbBiPoAtRn
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22 Responses to The periodic table of Twitter

  1. pbracher says:

    This is pretty sweet!

  2. mcw says:

    what about alloys… @RhPdCu

  3. And @Rutherfordium of course. An actual chemist, turned photographer.

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  5. Surely no Italian would choose Strontium.

  6. Darrell says:

    Even @hydrargyrum is taken!

  7. This made me check whether the other (actual) biochemical blots were taken, and yes: northernblot, southernblot and westernblot are all (very quiet) accounts.

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  10. Shame we can’t reclaim some of them for real chemists! Certainly, an interesting little blog post this one, good work! :)

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  12. stu says:

    This one is hard to spot — @ALUMlNUM… the bio even says ‘I AM ALUMlNUM’ and the avatar is the alumin(i)um square from the periodic table. It had me confused for a while because @aluminum is a different account, but I finally realized that the capital ‘i’ in ‘ALUMlNUM’ is actually a lowercase ‘L’… clever… (It’s easy to spot in the font that this comment is in, but look at it on Twitter and it’s not clear at all).

  13. … Or you could simply pick the name of your chem superhero alter ago. Running columns by day, saving the scientific world in a cape by night.

  14. Xenon is suspended. Not so noble anymore :P

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  17. pcelsus says:

    Great post! It’s even very hard to find a combination of “chem” on Twitter.

  18. kajal says:

    Very interesting post! i am thinking now to create a new acronym that may be a new element in future ‘Km’..

  19. gleet says:

    So, I should maybe do the same for the Segre chart of the isotopes. Even some of those are gone (e.g. @uranium_238)

  20. ericscerri says:

    Nice one Stuart!

    Or you can follow my own element related/periodic table tweets at

    @ericscerri

    or see my website http://www.ericscerri.com

    which has a bunch of educational resources on elements, the periodic table, history of chemistry and much more.

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